Clerks

A Dissertation on the American Justice System by People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, but Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers.

Jay sues the Quick Stop--and Dante--after slipping on Randal's spilled soda.

The Clipshow Wherein Dante and Randal Are Locked in the Freezer and Remember Some of the Great Moments in Their Lives

The guys take a clip-filled trip down memory lane after getting locked in the Quick Stop's freezer.

Leonardo Leonardo Returns and Dante Has an Important Decision to Make

Leonardo Leonardo opens a shop across from the Quick Stop, putting the business in danger.

Leonardo Is Caught in the Grip of an Outbreak of Randal’s Imagination and Patrick Swayze either Does or Doesn't Work in the New Pet Store

The government descends on the Quick Stop after Leonardo is suspected of contracting a deadly virus from a monkey at a nearby pet store.

Dante & Randal & Jay & Silent Bob & a Bunch of New Characters & Lando Take Part in a Whole Bunch of Movie Parodies Including, but Not Exclusive To, the Bad News Bears, the Last Starfighter, Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom, Plus a High School Reunion

Dante becomes a coach for Leonardo's little-league team.

The Last Episode Ever!

The guys' day slacking off at the Quick Stop is derailed by a spoof of "The Matrix," a carnival riot and a trip through the minds of their illustrators.